Glowability

To define something glow.

That pumpkins bright, look at the glowability on that.

by Manygrams November 8, 2025

Glonkulous

Glonkulous--

1. when something is very glonk

2. beautiful

"Woah that pile of snot is so glonkulous"

by Meepenbeep November 9, 2025

Globetard Chatter

When people who believe in the Globe lie chat, they often have nothing but Globetard Chatter.

Look at all this useless Globetard Chatter here.

by toon buttery November 10, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Globnar

A series of futuristic gladiator style games where contestants combat for a "Time Wish" which can grant any wish. The winner also decides the losers fate of any kind.

I was given a Globnar Time Wish and wished for an infinite slice of pizza dudes.

by Meanbean.X November 17, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

GloobNut

When a peacock whale burd bird burger eats the toenail on

I have gloobnut

by Craighasalist69 November 27, 2025