Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023

penis

something florian sternad doesnt have >x

lol bruh small penis

by insanepenis April 19, 2019

penis

a funny word

“penis”
“PENIS”
“PENISSSSS”
“PPPPEEEENNNIIIISSSSSSSSS”
“okay you win…”

by Madeasajoke21 August 14, 2021

ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big

Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

penis

A thing that gets hard when aroused.

Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!

by TVking April 17, 2019

penis in womb deep

When something is unreachable to the point where just trying to describe it cause brain malfunction.

There's so much dust inside my computer. Like penis in womb deep!

by HappyWill16 December 6, 2023