Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 31, 2024
Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 23, 2022
A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
by Urmumswasher July 31, 2020
It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019
belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 28, 2021