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fire monkey 

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.
fire monkey by firemonkey123 July 14, 2019

Cup-monkey 

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.
Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?
Cup-monkey by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019

Cup monkey 

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!
There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!
Cup monkey by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019

Scorch Monkey 

Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
Scorch Monkey by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

spotless monkey 

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue
“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”
spotless monkey by FriedTasty September 21, 2019