monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

crushed monkey

Corned Beef

Ooohhh, what a lovely crushed monkey sandwich

by NickyNickNyNockyNooN33 April 19, 2017

Monkey

Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa.

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa was a monkey.

by WhoReallyAsked April 21, 2023

shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

Monkey

Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)

Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!

by Swoogy456 March 14, 2019

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

monkey bridge

A situation in which a monkey is used as a 'bridge' in-between sexual partners as a means of contraception.

Henry and Mary did a monkey bridge last night, they are quite adventurous.

by the wwissardd January 23, 2015