dick flick

the opposite of a chick flick-- a movie that appeals almost exclusively to males

dude 1: "Man, Borat RULES!!!! i haven't seen that many girls watching it though..."
dede 2: "well of course not! it's like a total dick flick, man!"

by Hannah Freeman September 17, 2007

Whiskey Dick

When you come home at 8am from the previous nights' engagement only to find your boyfriend spread eagle with a finished half gallon of whiskey beside him. His flaccid penis, which he is still holding, and hamds both have dried semen on them. To top it all off there is of course a loop of interracial creampie porn on the computer screen.

"You whiskey dick! What if our daughter caught you like this!?" "I guess I am not getting any action before you have to go to work with that broken whiskey dick of yours"

by TheMaskedRevenger June 29, 2013

nigger dick

A male sex organ of ridiculously large mass and excessive length, known for causing acute pain particularly in overweight, trailer inhabiting, slovenly white women, having it's origin in the lore regarding the hapless but physically gifted African-American slave folk.

"Figure it out, Einstein, she didn't dump you for Jermaine's apeish good looks or his money - she just needed that big fat nigger dick."

by afterbirtha December 31, 2008

kike dick

a circumsized penis. also known as a draidle dick.

scott and sean have kike dick while gil has a stink sock.

by brian red crow March 3, 2007

dick bag

when someone makes you so angry that when you look at them they seem to resemble a large scrotam

1. that fucker tripped me! what a dick bag!

2. this kid i know named kyle...

by God of Thunder June 23, 2004

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

Drunk Dick

1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)

Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night

by Fuuuuckkkkkit August 14, 2010