shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.

"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

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Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

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Shit's awk

When shit is awkward.

Sara: Oh my god I just made out with Josh!
Jamie: He licked my pussy. Shit's awk.

by no pseudonym.. shit's awk March 30, 2011

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shit wafer

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.

Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.

by bubba1277 April 21, 2011

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Shit-tawlking

the act of replacing most nouns and verbs in a conversation with the word shit.

While playing borderlands Keenan, Eric, and Phil were shit-tawlking.

Eric: SHOOT THAT SHIT!

Phil: Shitty Shit shit

Keenan: Where the fuck is that shitter??!

by 93/15 September 14, 2010

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