When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
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Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
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Get the Flying Nut Monkey mug.Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 12, 2017
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by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
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by Clamer September 1, 2017
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