Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high

"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"

by biffybagh February 27, 2023

Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.

“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”

by BBunns March 3, 2023

Chunky monkey

When someone is too fat you call them a chunky monkey

Person 1: bro that guy is so fat

Person 2: yeah he is so chunky monkey

by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023

national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada

Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

by sxetin March 8, 2023

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023