dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc
Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys
by george rizzington May 2, 2023
Get the monkeysmug. The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023
Get the Monkey Breakfastmug. 
You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
Get the Monkey's paw wishmug. A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
Get the spanking the lady monkeymug. a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.
if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008
Get the Monkeymug.