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Farmer Fuck

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"
Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"
by candyfloss July 23, 2007
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this fucking guy

A statement that fakes irritation towards a person you actually find endearing despite your better judgment.

"This fucking guy! Comes to my house and eats all my food, then leaves."
This fucking guy! Comes to my house, eats all my food, and then leaves!
by richardpwnsner November 1, 2017
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truck fucked

when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...
"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"
by Xbashlee March 7, 2009
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fat fuck

fat fuck (noun)
1. Someone with a body-mass-index of 50 or over.
2. Someone who is wider around than they are tall.
1. When Jimmy gained the last 50 pounds, he crossed the line from morbidly obese to fat fuck.
2. As she chewed Wonka's three-course-meal gum, Violet Beauregarde rapidly swelled to fat fuck proportions.
by xantres42 February 13, 2009
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an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.
Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.
by bearded abe March 5, 2005
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sun fucked

A form of severe sun burn
Doug says, "hey dude, you're REALLY red."

"Yeah dude, I TOTALLY got sun fucked," Kirk replies.
by Doug H and Kirk L April 25, 2006
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trailer fuck

Getting it up the butt in the back of a stank ass trailer.
by your mom May 16, 2003
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