fake cheese 

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

fake cheese by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019

Dick cheese 

Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese

Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese

Dick cheese by Dickcheesesesr March 15, 2019

chili cheese tops

The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.

Chili cheese tops makes my ass feel like a volcano busting.

chili cheese tops by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019

DICK CHEESE 

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

DICK CHEESE by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

bitch cheese 

cheese for bitches. often used in bitch lasagna

"that guy needs some bitch cheese"

"waiter: what do you want to order?
me: bitch cheese"

bitch cheese by trec~ccst April 6, 2019

Dick Cheese 

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

Dick Cheese by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag 

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

Cottage cheese in a bag by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019