Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.
I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!
by Good Grader November 24, 2021
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022
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Monkey tongue

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue
by Zion1890 June 29, 2022
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Monkey Alchemist

A monkey in Bloons TD 6 that throws acidulous potions at the Bloons, giving out a damage over time effect onto them but also has upgrades that can buff other towers, turn lead bloons into gold and much more.
"I only use the Monkey Alchemist to buff my monkeys specifically, mainly Perma-Brew for lategame and Cookie Monster isn't a good ability for Alchemist Monkey since it can't handle Zoh My Gods very well."
by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023
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Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.
Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.
by Guysemon April 10, 2021
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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaimmonkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023
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Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 13, 2022
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