Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

deez nuts

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Crone nut

When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.

I'm gonna get my crone nut on!

by Daisy Doright June 22, 2019

Nutting vid day

October 11th

Send her a vid of you nutting or else you've got the cheese touch😖

Oh look it's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka one of the best days of the year and I will not be caught with the cheese touch

by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020

poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby

Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"

by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017

supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

Nut-War

A nut-war is the exact halfway point of a process, investigation, or any other event. This usually replaces the words "In the middle of" and "halfway through"

James: Hey Sam! Do you want some coffee?
Sam: No thanks, I'm in a nut-war with making tea."

Nigel: Have you written all of the names?
Jill: No, but I'm in the nut-war of writing them all down.

by Ramrodai December 30, 2024