No Nut November

It actually doesn't apply to people born between 2000-2010 so you are allowed to nut

"Hey guys, did you hear we dont have to do No Nut November? We were born in 2005!"

by Couchdriver November 1, 2021

wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.

dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.

by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

nut sniffer

When a dude sniffs his or someone else's nuts, this can be only described by the gods.

Did you see that guy, he must be a nut sniffer.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021

deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser

Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017