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Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said
WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM
by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025
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Gloomsday

The Aphelion of the cometary orbit towards Bloomsday on June 16, the day of days for fans of James Joyce’s _Ulysses_. December 15 is thus Gloomsday, the furthest calendrical point from Bloomsday. Gloomsday is said to have been marked on Salisbury plain by the ancients, who used megalithic alignments to predict the birth of Joyce thousands of years into the future. Remarkably, they were only half an hour out when he finally arrived into the world on 2 February 1882.
God damn, it's Gloomsday.
by The Man in the Macintosh September 20, 2025
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Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head
“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome
by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025
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Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth
"now, let's learn about glorpus today."
by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025
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gloodge

Carl: Hey, did you see Carl's new car?
Carl: I don't get it.

Carl: Gloodge is real sticky cum.
by CarlsNewCar October 4, 2025
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Gloxide

A man, large CP (CYBERPUNK NOT CHILD PORN!!) enthusiast, closet racist (sort of..), and a known sexual predator in Lethbridge.
Hey Gloxide, wanna jerk eachother off in the Sauna?
by crystuim October 4, 2025
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Gloommaxxing

When someone is being intentionally needlessly and irrationally upset with a topic or certain thing. It can also occur unintentionally if they are overreacting due to overwhelming information or just being told bad news, but usually it is a way of making a point with their feelings.
“Man, I can’t believe you decided to cancel the plans of the smoke out at the weekend, you ruined my week, man”

Dude stop Gloommaxxing.”
by matcastled October 7, 2025
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