cock-n-balls

Your cock and balls, hence the name cock-n-balls. See basket of fruit or dick.

Person 1: Hey check out my cock-n-balls!
Person 2: Nice.

by d00m skull May 21, 2006

cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

big black cock

A big black rooster (bird). Not to be confused with afro-american man's genitals

Want to see my big black cock? -Sorry, this is disgusting, i'm not a gay. -Please, stop to watch your stupid racist porn. It's a bird, and it lives in my yard!

by dildo777 September 22, 2020

Boston Red Cock

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out... Point towards an imaginary outfield fence, and as she is distracted by the pointing you slap your bloody penis across her face and declare "Going Going Gone!!!"

Boston Red Cock

by Don Keys Balls March 19, 2010

Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"

Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

cock-o-copter

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).

Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!

by porschedriver37 April 15, 2009

Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.

Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"

by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018