Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"

Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.

by knockanutt September 6, 2014

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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.

I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.

by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022

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Circus Monkey

Circus Monkey -- a large penis. A dick-head.

Spank him like a Circus Monkey. Slap him in the balls.

by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017

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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

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