Monkey Punch

The act of punching a partner in the ribs and lower abdomen for rough sex.

Dude I crack Jessica's ribs on accident when she asked me to monkey punch her during sex.

by Buttfistee January 2, 2026

Funky Monkey

A funky monkey who is funky and a monkey who likes to be funky

HEs a funky monkey

by User of school chrome book January 5, 2026

Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

by anonymous January 6, 2026

Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree

“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed”

by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey

Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer

by alphawhale January 11, 2026

Boner Monkey

A horny black man.

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey

by Sindal January 16, 2025

monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

by m56 January 17, 2025