day of a thousand shits

A day that is spent on the porcelain throne, frequently producing shits of various sizes and odors.

Bob missed the golf tournament because he was cursed with a day of a thousand shits.

by Tooka Chin Chilla July 11, 2022

national max day

on february 7th it’s national max day and everyone loves maxs around them

did you hear? its February 7th meaning its national max day!

by melloiscoolorsomething April 27, 2021

National Weiner day

You can eat weiners for a whole day once in a year:D

Boy: "hey its national Weiner day, Lets go out for a weiner."
Friend: "ok, lets go"

by weiner42069 January 24, 2023

porn hub day

where u go ask for sex and film it on porn hub and make sure u cum in a pussy

man:boy 2day is porn hub day

boy:OH SAY LESSSSSS
Man:lets fuck that slut

by MuSr00mGy@l March 7, 2022

National Dropkick Day

November 15th, you can dropkick anybody you like with no consequences

Person 1: hey dude
Person 2: what
1: it's national dropkick day
2:oh shi-

by Cubby P November 2, 2020

National K Day

If you have a friend who name starts with a “K” you have to buy them something of their choice. You can’t say no. This day is October 4.

Kim: hey you know what day it is?
Ty: October 4th?

Kim: No it’s National K Day!!

by maRiklo October 2, 2021

Mag my day

If you love magazine, when you received ones, it'll mag your day with new information and perspective.

It's a wordplay of "Made your day".

I just unbox a package of The Mag Shelf Hanoi, and it's really mag my day.

by Seoo November 29, 2021