The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017