Simp-Like

A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.

This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.

Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.

by Uwuuwuwu April 17, 2020

never be like

statement that someone won't be in a relationships ever again.

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, i'll never be like...

by yunglilposer April 21, 2020

never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(

by yunglilposer April 21, 2020

Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful

Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"

by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020

Your butt feels like pie

When you donkey feels like apple pie or rhubar

Your butt feels like pie is a word

by Luke Johnson April 26, 2020

National Like Every Tik Tok Day

April 26 is the day when you like every Tik Tok you see no matter what it is! It takes 1 second to like so get liking!

Example -If you are scrolling through Tik Tok on April 26 AKA National Like Every Tik Tok Day, you have to like every video you see.

by Jake5218 April 26, 2020

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

by theworldisforked February 12, 2020