Cock and Balls Syndrome

A genetic disorder caused by the X and Y chromosome. This debilitating disorder is a lifelong journey. People with Cock and Balls syndrome can be identified by the presence of a phallic structure protruding from the front pelvis and a "sack" containing testicles attached to the aforementioned structure. Those with the Syndrome suffer from frequent erections and testosterone. If you or a loved one suffer from Cock and Balls Syndrome, to relieve pain, give the penis a little suck.

Straight up bro I was diagnosed at birth with Cock and Balls Syndrome. I have chronic erections.

by Vvvean July 5, 2021

flying fuck balls

you say this when you are really mad and pissed at the world....

guy 1: did you get the drinks

guy 2: flying fuck balls no i didnt

by trainer bitchhh December 25, 2009

frekley ball sac

person that has brown frekles on their ball sac.

WO look at simsy has a frekley ball sac its outta control how hot.

by joel sims September 26, 2006

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

balls to the wall

When a man's penis becomes erect, he squeezes his balls to the closest wall and yells out "Oh sweet Jesus" "balls to the wall" can hurt and end up in painful surgery in a gynecolegists bedroom.

Geez Fred, when you took that 60 foot drop on your tri'cycle your balls actually stuck to the wall. U were balls to the wall erific!

by Johnson Rod August 11, 2006

behind the 8 ball

If you are behind the eight ball you are in trouble. In the pool game called
"eight ball" if you need to put the 5-ball in the pocket and the 8-ball is between
the 5-ball and the cue-ball, you have a difficult shot. You are not allowed to
use the 8-ball to hit the 5-ball.

Your behind the 8 ball in this situation.

by BIGRED07 June 26, 2008

Blue Balls

The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.

dude im sore
from what?
A bad case of Blue Balls

by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011