droopy dick

Can get it up. Kinda like whisky dick but for other reasons, like you jerk off too much, or your thinking about something else

I had the worst case of droopy dick, couldnt get it up. Shouldnt have jerked off 5 times before I hit it.

by Trent Rockwell August 3, 2007

Dick Flick

1. Shoot-em-up and blow-em-up movies without clever dialog that only a man could like. 2. Any movie starring Steven Seagal.

Nothing is showing, just a Dick Flick.

by Scrapperelli September 2, 2011

zipper dick

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.

i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.

by Jamsalot December 31, 2006

Dick Biscuit

Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.

Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!

by MyNameIsNotJonathan April 12, 2012

long-dicked

to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them

Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass

by hungandslung25 March 3, 2010

Dick Rub

Similar to a Sausage Fest. It is when you are at a party and the guys outnumber the girls at least 4 to 1.

Zack: "Lets get out of this place, there are no girls here"
Mitch: "Yeah this place is a huge dick rub, lets bounce"

by King Bossman April 6, 2010

crusty dick

The result of peanut butter masturbation. Fap off with your thickest peanut butter for a minute, and gentleman, you have a crusty dick.

I made love to my right hand using Jiffy and now I got a crusty dick.

by Nononono May 8, 2015