When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
by Yuckasaur1 March 22, 2020
Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day
"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"
That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
by MikeyJee Fan 420 March 23, 2024
by xtreme tiger February 22, 2018
An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 07, 2020
(random guy)- that would be perfect for a urban dictionary mug. Mug time!!! Mug time...
(random guy) - yep.
(random guy) - yep.
by Nalya April 17, 2022
A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021
ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
by The God-Tier Roaster October 18, 2020