Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

Bone cheese

The Cheese that is in the inside of any bone of any living thing, cut the bone in half and there will be nacho cheese in the middle

"Hey could you pass the Bone Cheese my dude"

by BONE MANN October 23, 2018

Cheese Hat

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese

by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021

CHEESE

CHEESE

person 1: CHEESE

person 2: CHEESE

by peopleAreSTUPID69 February 17, 2022

Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.

He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.

by Buckfutt June 2, 2019