An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
Get the Monkey handmug. When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024
Get the Shock the Monkeymug. There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
Get the Horse donkey monkey Hitler fanmug. by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
Get the Monkey Nutsmug. a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
Get the spank monkey manmug. a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022
Get the shanky monkeymug.