by WinterLy Bear September 30, 2020
Get the Asian Sweater Girlmug. Qualifications of an Ghetto White girl
Gossips about random people, Bad hygiene , Low iq, Thinks shes hood, try’s to pretend to be a race there not, disrespectful to teachers, sleeps with anything that has a pulse, usually smokes, is jealous of pretty or start girls.
Gossips about random people, Bad hygiene , Low iq, Thinks shes hood, try’s to pretend to be a race there not, disrespectful to teachers, sleeps with anything that has a pulse, usually smokes, is jealous of pretty or start girls.
“You see Lauren over there gossiping about that pretty girl”, while smoking pot in bathroom, “Wow that’s a real ghetto white girl thing to do”.
by Thatgirl Aria February 17, 2021
Get the Ghetto white Girlmug. A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Symtoms:
Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.
Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.
When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.
What Happens:
Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.
What Increases your risk:
Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.
When to call a doctor:
When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.
FGS can result in:
Social disasters
High School drop outs
Drug Addiction
extreme naiveness
loss of friends
Unprotected sex
teen pregnancy
HIV/AIDS
DEATH
In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.
Q:
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"
A:
"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."
Questioner:
"Oh shit i am so mean"
by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010
Get the Freshman Girl Syndromemug. To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."
"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."
by Adman12 September 22, 2005
Get the girl drink drunkmug. A girl who thinks she's so different from the others, but conforms to all of the popular trends.
Starter Kit:
× starbucks
× chipotle
× nutella
× aeropostale
× forever21
× PINK
× crop tops
× lululemon yoga pants
× fjallraven kanken bags
× hydroflask
× scrunchies
× checkered slip-on vans
× white converse sneakers
× ugg boots
× iPhone + airpods
× instagram
× snapchat
× selfies
× netflix
Starter Kit:
× starbucks
× chipotle
× nutella
× aeropostale
× forever21
× PINK
× crop tops
× lululemon yoga pants
× fjallraven kanken bags
× hydroflask
× scrunchies
× checkered slip-on vans
× white converse sneakers
× ugg boots
× iPhone + airpods
× snapchat
× selfies
× netflix
Ugh, Avery is such a basic white girl. She's got yoga pants, white converses, scrunchies, and a hydroflask.
by ❤︎ July 15, 2019
Get the Basic White Girlmug. by Kiwi Grapes November 4, 2017
Get the Sad Girl Hoursmug. A truly good girl. Not a "bad girl who doesn't get caught". Genuine Good Girls, or GGGs, don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex or anything else considered 'bad'. They do their homework, they eat right, exercise, and do what they know is best for them and they don't cave under peer pressure. They are genuine because they have no ulterior motive to their behavior and they don't do it for someone else.
'Kara didn't go drinking last night, she said she wanted to study for the test tomorrow.'
'I know, she's such a Genuine Good Girl.'
'I know, she's such a Genuine Good Girl.'
by Bethany L. October 8, 2007
Get the Genuine Good Girlmug.