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slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over
I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.
by This is the name your February 15, 2026
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complete jack torrance

someone who goes batshit insane due to a case of cabin fever. Based off of the character Jack Torrance from The Shining.
Do you remember that guy in the news article? He went complete jack torrance in the blizzard of '78.
by suemeorsuemenot14 February 28, 2026
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Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.
When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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Wack & Jack

Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.
When I'm horny I like to wack & jack.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
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Jose Jack Robles

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by Reninu March 18, 2025
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Smashed Jack

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.
by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025
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