confundus cheese

DICK CHEESE but smells even worse and when chicks see it the get way wet.

Me: Hey yo ma wanna see some confundus cheese!!!!

Some chick: fuck yea lemme get soma dat!

confundus cheese by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018

spray cheese

the cheese that you spray

dude 1: yo dude! maddie gave some spray cheese earlier

dude 2: dude! that's the best gift.

spray cheese by easy quasy cheesu UwU September 16, 2018

Griddled Cheese 

A sandwich with only cheese, ham to enhance flavor, and also tomato soup. Cooked on a griddle or pan. aka cheese toasty

Setting: restraunt in a country town
Customer1: Hi what is a griddled cheese?
Waitress: It is a sandwich that is cheese and that’s it, it also comes with a cup of soup.
Customer1: So a grilled cheese?
Waitress: No a griddled cheese!(:
Customer1: Can i just get a damn grilled cheese?!?
Waitress: We don’t serve grilled cheeses here but we have something better called a griddled cheese.

Customer1: Just give me a grilled cheese

Waitress: did you mean to say griddled cheese?

Griddled Cheese by grid101 September 24, 2018

fishy cheese doodle 

A vagina filled with Cheeto puff dust.

I’d rather haven’t vagina become a fishy cheese doodle than have sex with Donald Trump.

fishy cheese doodle by Chester CP September 25, 2018

Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.

Who is Jeff Cheesecake?

Jeff Cheesecake by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018

Cream Cheese my Bagel 

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

Cream Cheese my Bagel by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Biggie Cheese 

A fictional rat rapper from the Barnyard series. He’s been memed to shit.

“Biggie Cheese?”
“That memes fuckin dead lmao”

Biggie Cheese by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018