Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Cheese

loaf of milk

hey john

yeah

want some cheese
no I want a loaf of milk

by toadforpresident April 4, 2022

Cheese Monkey

A cheese dog or rat who is in fact black. Shares all the same qualities as a cheese rat. Cheese monkeys can be your friends or enemies.

Maddox: Sup Jimbo you cheese dog
Jimbo: No i’m a cheese monkey

by Strikle April 26, 2019

Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.

I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025