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Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.
by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey mushroom ass

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.
by Merch!!! May 31, 2018
mugGet the Monkey mushroom assmug.

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.
Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.
by Fischhead September 14, 2021
mugGet the Porch Monkeymug.

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
mugGet the Monkey monitormug.

snail eating Baggett monkey

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!
mugGet the snail eating Baggett monkeymug.

Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.
When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".
by big j consorbo April 11, 2011
mugGet the Capoopchin Monkeymug.

Monkey Gang

A group of powerful players on the Minecraft Anarchy server known as 9b9t. They are well known as doxxers and exploiters in the community.
Did you hear about the new Monkey Gang godmode exploit?
by AtomicMaster December 28, 2024
mugGet the Monkey Gangmug.

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