Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass

Fabian you smell like Cheese&Ass today

by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025

Doo doo cheese

An exclamation like what the heckie or holy cow

Erin: I ate your whole family
Sam: what the doo doo cheese

by George Washington the nineteen December 28, 2024

Cheese Foam

A salty cream. Slang for cum

I just blew my cheese foam all over her face.

by The Cheese Foamer January 7, 2025

Cheese kabob

When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out

When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out

by Ref92 February 27, 2021

Cheese Whore

Someone who will leave you for cheddar cheese, a dog who wants cheese from their owner but get's called a cheese whore. (true story)

Olive, you fecking cheese whore.

by The Cheese Whore March 5, 2019

dick cheese

something quar has

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know

by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021