monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 01, 2023

Flag

Get the monkey claw pocket mug.

Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city

Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple

by The monkey expert February 16, 2022

Flag

Get the Monkey temple mug.

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

Flag

Get the African Tunnel Monkey mug.

Khunky Monkey

A fat retarded dipshit aka my friend Kieran Keefe

Yo, I'm about to call that Khunky Monkey

by BofaDeezNutsInYoMouth December 21, 2023

Flag

Get the Khunky Monkey mug.

shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

Flag

Get the shanky monkey mug.