The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

Blood monkey by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

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Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys

Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey

Undercover monkey by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018

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spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

spitting monkey by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018

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slot monkey

A person who basically attacks the slots. In a monkey like act....

2Shes at that casino. Trying to win,bouncing Thru machines. Slot monkeys i tell ya.....

slot monkey by Phelonpelier January 24, 2018

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