by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021
Get the Great northern sleeping bagsmug. by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019
Get the bitch-bagmug. "I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. a person who loses a fight and is therefore considered a bitch, especially when it happens repeatedly
by AwesomeOrangeGamer6969 May 31, 2022
Get the punching bagmug. A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. Origin: Tujunga, California, a suburb located in the foothills northwest of Los Angeles, informally known as the meth addict capitol of the world. Author unknown. A term of blistering contempt, scorn and derision to indicate a woman who is addicted to meth usually homeless, couch-surfing and unemployed, emaciated, toothless, dehydrated, scraggly-haired, raggedly-dressed, who hasn't slept, eaten, drunk water, showered or brushed her teeth or her hair in days because she is wholly obsessed and focused on following around, catering to and/or performing for the dealer who's holding her next bump/hit/issue of the drug.
Karla: "Bitch, get over here so I can kick your ass, don't make me come over there!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"
by Veronica Cougar August 3, 2019
Get the bag-chasin' homug. 