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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik
by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
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Nut

Jim: “how often do you nut?”
Jill: “not a lot.”
Jim: “you should nut more often.”
by ItzUncleRon September 2, 2021
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Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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