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The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang
by Funny goober April 25, 2022
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Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up
your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her
by oloswrld June 30, 2020
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Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011
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The Antonio Brown

When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.
He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.
by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate
Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is
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chris brown

person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐
by rahhhhhmyg August 27, 2021
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