by Swamp a$$ June 09, 2021
Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish
TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. July 01, 2014
An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul
Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.
Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.
"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."
Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!
Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.
"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."
Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!
by Bassheads Inc. June 05, 2020
One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".
by OJB September 26, 2004
Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 05, 2010
by WestsideA. October 20, 2020