eimil eiks penis

the biggest thing in the universe, also known as baby carrot

omg! that is such a big stick! it looks like eimil eiks penis!

by perkele saatana jumalauta vitt April 29, 2019

penis

long hard white thing that if you stroke it white stuff will cum out

I love having his long hard white 8 inch penis shoved in my ass.

by qenis July 14, 2022

Penis

A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy

Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”

by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022

Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.

*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

penis

penis

penis

by stephanie (i’m from bc) November 16, 2020

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Weiner munched January 25, 2024

Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024