Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Boo Penis

A boo penis is a penis that is blue, presumably a fictional characters shclong

Ex: I didnt know Megamind had a Boo Penis until I saw his ONLYFANS

by ChuggyCheese November 29, 2020

Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Penis

the best thing known to (wom)man......

my penis is so big!

by FrenchieGOAT December 7, 2023

Penis

A wonderous 3rd leg found of 1/2 of the poopulation, if u see a homoman with his wand out, run directly towards him with asshole counter, make sure to suck all the pps of men

look at that PENIS so large and mighty

by babbeygurl March 22, 2022

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 1, 2024

penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018