Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

penis

A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.

Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*

by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021

penis

A penis is a thing that goes inside a vagina or a butthole.

Damn thats a big ass penis

by i am thou bitch November 11, 2020

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023

Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.

It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.

by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020