monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 18, 2011

monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina March 12, 2011

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Monkey

500 quid

just got a monkey off rkid from tha stogger we got from crocky

by 2dogslaaaaa January 20, 2021

karate monkey

Going apeshit.

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.

by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016

Monkey tongue

Derogatory for African-American accent/dialect

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue

by Zion1890 June 29, 2022

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia January 5, 2008