Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

by anonymous January 6, 2026

Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree

“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed”

by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026

Cuck Monkey

A pansy of a man with the brain capacity of a monkey

Trevor: I already drank 6 beers, I can't down another or I'll be all over the place

Chad: Quit being a little cuck monkey!

Trevor: >:( cracks open another beer

by alphawhale January 11, 2026

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.

I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!

by Good Grader November 24, 2021