Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

give me your taste

The taste that is tasted, must first be asked for, and then given. (Vaginal)

Guy or girl: (in the club) Give me your taste.
Girl: my what?
Guy or girl: your vagina.
Girl: OKAY ;)

by Fckinslut August 31, 2015

show me the car fax

When you want your bro to show you his love interest on social media

"Who's Christina? Show me the car fax bro!"

by DankMemeHunter February 7, 2017

played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

by cicero central 22 April 26, 2014

suck me off daddio

an expression often used after spamming someone that will probably be used as a joke by your friends for years

"Did you hear that Hayden said suck me off daddio to that Matt guy?"

by obesewhaies June 16, 2016

leave me in your mother

Similar to above, but means more like:
For your mother's sake, just leave me alone or, I've had enough of it, I don't care

Moyshe: "Let's go watch the soccer game"
Yankel: "Leave me in your mother, last week the game sucked"

by Ayeletke September 30, 2005

Punch Me I Bleed

Gay ass line from Spider-Man 2 that makes no God Damn sense

Peter: I’m not an empty seat anymore, Punch me I bleed
MJ:................

by Amp020115 March 20, 2019