Friend Zone 

women's secret code for "you are not getting any of my booty or boobs."
for the people that get friendzoned,sad for them.now go cry in in your sleep and buy a body pillow.

john's crush:hey john could you tie my shoelaces?
john:of course!*ties shoelaces*
john's crush:oh thank you!you are such a good FRİEND (the word of destruction
john sees his friends
goes to talk with them
john's friends:dude you got friend zone 'd

Friend Zone by potatoma March 29, 2017

Friend 

Someone who is there for you, and someone who will hang out with you no matter what your doing.Even if it's nothing they would still be there, and they would talk to you when needed, and a friend would make an effort to see you just as much as you do for them.

Kelsey is such a good friend, she is always there for me, and we and out almost every weekend.

Friend by Kailey12345 April 16, 2017

friendamony 

Similar to alimony, maintenance money that you begrudgingly lend to a friend on a regular basis with no expectation of ever getting it back.

I really need Matt to find some new friends, i can't afford the friendamony payments.

Friendamony is a system by where two people once got drunk together , but one of them continues paying for it.

friendamony by TheOldEgg April 21, 2017

friend bopper 

Someone that has a new group of friends every new year. Will do anything to fit in and look popular for social acceptance. Desperately wants companionship. Friendships only last a year tops because their true desperate self finally shows through and people run for the hills. Has no real friends. Doesn't know how to be themselves around others so he/she will put on an act. A fake, a scammer, a coward.

Ciaras new bestfriend on instagram? Didnt they hate eachother 2 years ago..?
Ya shes a friend bopper.

Didn't that girl hang out with Ashley and Samantha like 24/7 last summer?
Ya she did, I heard they cut her once they found out she was a fakebitch.

Lol ya, now shes back to being best friends with girls she beefed in highschool, what a friend bopper!

friend bopper by Aintshiz April 22, 2017

friend-lock 

When you and a friend go on two or more adventures together and are automatically required to be best friends for life.

What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!

friend-lock by tinyt May 15, 2017

Friend zone 

Hell.

It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing

me : He f*cking friend zoned me

Friend : I'm sorry :(

Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know

Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(

Friend zone by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017

friend zone 

The state of a relationship between a girl and the guy who is perfect for her in every single way and who would most definitely make her the happiest woman on Earth but only gets to be friends with her because she only goes for guys with abs or rich dads. Yeah... Girls can be air-headed bitches.

Guy 1: Did you actually write down everything she ever said looks nice or wanted since the day you met her and got her everything you can afford from that list on her birthday.

Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.

Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you

Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.

Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho

Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man

Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now

Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .

friend zone by urbanson July 26, 2017