Bag Fingers

(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.

I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.

by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014

T-bag

Any person whose name starts with a t

My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag

by Unknown daddy 07 November 8, 2019

score bag

A score bag is a 20 bag of green often sold to you by 14 year olds in Canada goose

Wds bro have u a score bag der cash

Ye man cash is king gbtm

by Geraord February 27, 2022

Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!

A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has

by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

by Trapped in my room for years July 11, 2024

Drag the bag

When you have an assistant that drags random people to you who look suspicious.

You look suspicious come with me. says my Drag The Bag assistant to a random person who looks suspicious.

by Unahya December 8, 2020

hung bag

Same as being hung over after drinking.

I had too many sweet drink last night, now I’m hung bag.

by Titsmilly February 4, 2024