Your Mom

A diss meant for only when you:
1. Can't come up with anything better.
2. You really want to piss off your friends and family.
3. You feel like it.

"Your Mom is sooooo smexy"
Synonym-?, Antonym- Your Dad, Related word-?, Misspelling- Ur Mom, Your Mother, YO MAMA!, and ur mommy

by IMMAEATYOUFORDINNER!!!!! February 7, 2010

your mom's box

your mother's vagina.

this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.

: This ice cream is so good!
: Almost as delicious as your mom's box!

by Celina P May 24, 2006

Where your mom?!

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.

{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}

by MANwanda April 7, 2005

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013