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The spring yard zone

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
by MattIGuess August 8, 2024
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Scotland Yard called…

Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.
Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.
by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010
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Yard Rat

A person who continues to live on his sailboat while it is at the boat yard being worked on.
Why are the lights on in that boat, yard rat?
by mmc1 April 12, 2025
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50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
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1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.
Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.
by mustache666 October 12, 2023
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Fucked in the yard

To get screwed over in a public way
“Cletus thought he could pull one over on Treyvon, when Treyvon found out, Cletus got fucked in the yard
by Blood on the Sand September 16, 2021
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