Emergency room workers

magicians who put screens on a Nissan driver and boys who thrash

Emergency room workers make clones of people and gaslight people to think they are crazy and the people continue to provide a market to them because they love to be submissive.

by lilbananahoe April 9, 2021

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

beat a co worker day

The one day of the year you get to beat up that one Nark ass Co-worker for reporting you to the boss after you were using your phone to text your ride home. Or reported you to the boss for smoking in the parking lot. Or reported you for being five minutes late from break. Among all things you get to beat that one guy or girl up who has been a pain in your side with no disciplinary action. Just don't go crazy and kill them or you'll be known as that on loco guy.

Jeff: Man, I Can't wait for beat a co worker day

Seasun: me too,who are you gonna lay the smack-down on?
Jeff: Rencyanne she went and reported me for smoking pot in the parking lot on my break, you?
Seasun: Owen, He cut my pay last week so i'm Bringing the brass knucks!
Jeff: Oooh your Gonna be that one loco guy on beat a co worker day aren't you
Seasun: Yep!

by Anonymousgamer21 November 22, 2021

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

Henderson Hand Warmer

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.

Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!

by Havenoshame June 22, 2022

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023