Phantom Wiper

A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.

If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.

"Hey did you see that towel with brown streaks on it?"

"The phantom wiper strikes again!!!"

by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026

waisan waver

someone who mistakenly waves to people that they thought they know but instead it was a complete stranger

1-Waisan waver - a person who mistakenly waves to someone that they thought they knew only to look stupid

“Jarrod completely just waisan waved the guy over there what a moron.”

by samarmass May 29, 2025

old wives' tale

A belief, usually in the form of untested new pieces of information like having to behave well to get more screen time from parents, passed from mouth to mouth as piece of traditional wisdom

My parents always made me behave well to earn extra screen time, but now I realize it was just an old wives' tale about how to manage kids and technology.

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

LR 90 wipers

This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.

I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.

by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Martha Harris Wilerson

Martha Harris is a proclaimed counter strike player. Making consistent epic plays with the AWP. He is actually the creator of the game and in the highest rank. Martha is a professional chef along with motorcycle rider. With a net worth of 490 billion Martha Harris is envied by all.

That looked like a Martha Harris wilerson!

by Sonnder May 31, 2019