From the 1971 song "Amos Moses", a phrase referring to a person that gorges on food. It literally means that one can eat the equivalent of their weight in food, and unless the person exercises vigorously, the chances are high that they're huge.
(There) lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna, (and) they raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries! Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses!" -Jerry Reed, "Amos Moses
by TurtleShroom August 6, 2011
Get the eat up his weight in groceries mug.to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.
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by Rob51180 September 22, 2008
Get the weinercheese mug.An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.
"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"
by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009
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by mieky490 May 21, 2003
Get the the wiggity weiner mug.This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.
Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"
Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
by LouWho2 June 15, 2011
Get the Colleener The Weiner Cleaner mug.1. a provocative dance
2. when an erection leans dramatically to one side, usually due to heavy masterbation, where one uses the same hand everytime.
3. when you lean against someone or something, holding yourself up with your erect weiner. usually followed by saying "do the weiner lean"
4. remixed version of the song "shoulder lean"
2. when an erection leans dramatically to one side, usually due to heavy masterbation, where one uses the same hand everytime.
3. when you lean against someone or something, holding yourself up with your erect weiner. usually followed by saying "do the weiner lean"
4. remixed version of the song "shoulder lean"
by raymadalady September 11, 2006
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