Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!

You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!

by CheedMaster June 10, 2010

bus stop wanker

a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.

whilst driving to the college

bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"

by unstabledna April 27, 2009

Wankered

to be really pissed or stoned - basically off your face.

You should see www.wankered.com it's quality

by mengelay July 25, 2003

wanderlust

An uncontrollable desire to immerse yourself in adventure and lose yourself in the world.
It's an incurable disease that consumes your soul and destroys your bank account.

It wasn't the falling elephant, rabies, or broken bones that killed him, it was wanderlust.

by Bearfoot Gypsy March 23, 2017

stupid wanker

means stupid idiot in british....

Haley is a stupid wanker for asking if a tree was a plant...

by Marissa_Goldsmith February 11, 2008

Cheese Wanker

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

by Addaz M May 17, 2008